Ripped Pants

Dramatic Impact 5 - Ivor Slaney ("Holy fish paste, it's a guy!")
 * ? (title card)
 * [original music by The Blue Hawaiians] (opening)
 * Fun at the Seaside - Syd Dale (lifting weights)
 * Side Drum [#52.05] - Mark Nolan (SpongeBob lifts a twig)
 * Side Drum [#52] - Mark Nolan ("Y'all watch this.")
 * Entry of the Gladiators - Dick Stephen Walter (Sandy lifts a weight)
 * Land is Ours, The - Gregor F. Narholz (Larry lifts entire audience)
 * Timpani Signal 1 - Sammy Burdson (marshmallows added to twig)
 * Caesar's Entry - Gregor F. Narholz (SpongeBob struggling to lift the twig)
 * Hawaiian Cocktail - Richard Myhill (everyone laughing at SpongeBob)
 * Orchestral Effect (f) - Dick Stephen Walter (SpongeBob smiles)
 * Stars and Games - Alf Saro (volleyball)
 * Surf Buggy - The Surfdusters (Frisbee)
 * ? (later...)
 * Twelfth Street Rag - Euday L. Bowman (SpongeBob annoying everyone)
 * Return of the Surfin' Headhunters - The Mel-Tones (surfing)
 * ? ("Why? Why?! WHY?!")
 * Beautiful Moonlit Night - Carl Maria Von Weber, George Wilson ("Come closer... I need...")
 * Botany Bay (b) - Robert Alexander White ("Dude...")
 * Timpani - Military (d) - Gary Kettel ("Come on, SpongeBob, you're losing 'em.")
 * Side Drum [#52.02] - Mark Nolan ("Hey, everybody!")
 * Entry of the Gladiators - Dick Stephen Walter (pants ripped off)
 * Stars and Games - Alf Saro (Sandy playing volleyball with Larry)
 * Aloha - Dick Stephen Walter ("Oh, no, everybody's gone!")
 * I Ripped My Pants - Peter Straus, Paul Tibbitt [original composition]
 * Moloka'i Nui A - Kapono Beamer (ending)